Thread: MSUDuster's Epic Fail

Full Tilt Poker Game #29109920705: Super Sat to MiniFTOPS #37 (226407437), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:57:02 ET - 2011/03/17
Seat 5: pracotrebor (2,110)
Seat 6: MSUDuster (6,890)
MSUDuster posts the small blind of 150
pracotrebor posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MSUDuster [Ac Kc]
MSUDuster raises to 6,890, and is all in
pracotrebor calls 1,810, and is all in
MSUDuster shows [Ac Kc]
pracotrebor shows [Td Qd]
Uncalled bet of 4,780 returned to MSUDuster
*** FLOP *** [2c Qh Qc]
*** TURN *** [2c Qh Qc] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [2c Qh Qc Kh] [2h]
MSUDuster shows two pair, Kings and Queens
pracotrebor shows a full house, Queens full of Twos
pracotrebor wins the pot (4,220) with a full house, Queens full of Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,220 | Rake 0
Board: [2c Qh Qc Kh 2h]
Seat 5: pracotrebor (big blind) showed [Td Qd] and won (4,220) with a full house, Queens full of Twos
Seat 6: MSUDuster (small blind) showed [Ac Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens

Full Tilt Poker Game #29110030491: Super Sat to MiniFTOPS #37 (226407437), Table 1 - 250/500 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:02:00 ET - 2011/03/17
Seat 5: pracotrebor (4,540)
Seat 6: MSUDuster (4,460)
pracotrebor posts the small blind of 250
MSUDuster posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MSUDuster [4h 4s]
pracotrebor raises to 1,000
MSUDuster raises to 4,460, and is all in
pracotrebor has 15 seconds left to act
pracotrebor calls 3,460
MSUDuster shows [4h 4s]
pracotrebor shows [Jh Qc]
*** FLOP *** [2d Kd 7c]
*** TURN *** [2d Kd 7c] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [2d Kd 7c Kc] [7s]
MSUDuster shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
pracotrebor shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
pracotrebor wins the pot (8,920) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,920 | Rake 0
Board: [2d Kd 7c Kc 7s]
Seat 5: pracotrebor (small blind) showed [Jh Qc] and won (8,920) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 6: MSUDuster (big blind) showed [4h 4s] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens

Full Tilt Poker Game #29110505068: Step 4 (Super Turbo) (226411841), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:17:35 ET - 2011/03/17
Seat 1: 2olives (495)
Seat 2: BigGamesJames (255)
Seat 3: mbi86 (240)
Seat 4: IM_OFFENDED_34 (180)
Seat 5: bvalex (360)
Seat 7: MSUDuster (260)
Seat 8: MrWhite284 (300)
Seat 9: trippingmyassof (610)
MSUDuster posts the small blind of 20
MrWhite284 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MSUDuster [Jh Ad]
trippingmyassof folds
2olives raises to 80
BigGamesJames has 15 seconds left to act
BigGamesJames has requested TIME
BigGamesJames folds
mbi86 calls 80
IM_OFFENDED_34 folds
bvalex folds
MSUDuster raises to 260, and is all in
MrWhite284 folds
2olives folds
mbi86 calls 160, and is all in
MSUDuster shows [Jh Ad]
mbi86 shows [Kd Qc]
Uncalled bet of 20 returned to MSUDuster
*** FLOP *** [Td 9h 6s]
*** TURN *** [Td 9h 6s] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Td 9h 6s Jd] [8d]
MSUDuster shows a pair of Jacks
mbi86 shows a straight, King high
mbi86 wins the pot (600) with a straight, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 600 | Rake 0
Board: [Td 9h 6s Jd 8d]
Seat 1: 2olives folded before the Flop
Seat 2: BigGamesJames didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: mbi86 showed [Kd Qc] and won (600) with a straight, King high
Seat 4: IM_OFFENDED_34 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: bvalex didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MSUDuster (small blind) showed [Jh Ad] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 8: MrWhite284 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: trippingmyassof didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #29111181404: Step 2 (Super Turbo) (226420449), Table 1 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:41:00 ET - 2011/03/17
Seat 2: kingcrabs (555)
Seat 3: MSUDuster (870)
Seat 4: Lutzinger (180)
Seat 5: tenacd (755)
Seat 7: parkplace333 (340)
kingcrabs posts the small blind of 50
MSUDuster posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MSUDuster [2c 4c]
Lutzinger raises to 180, and is all in
tenacd folds
parkplace333 folds
kingcrabs folds
MSUDuster calls 80
Lutzinger shows [Qs 7h]
MSUDuster shows [2c 4c]
*** FLOP *** [5c 4s Tc]
MSUDuster: im live
*** TURN *** [5c 4s Tc] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [5c 4s Tc Td] [5h]
Lutzinger shows two pair, Tens and Fives
MSUDuster shows two pair, Tens and Fives
Lutzinger wins the pot (410) with two pair, Tens and Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 410 | Rake 0
Board: [5c 4s Tc Td 5h]
Seat 2: kingcrabs (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: MSUDuster (big blind) showed [2c 4c] and lost with two pair, Tens and Fives
Seat 4: Lutzinger showed [Qs 7h] and won (410) with two pair, Tens and Fives
Seat 5: tenacd didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: parkplace333 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Originally Posted by floppinthenuts

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Full Tilt Poker Game #29121992037: Step 1 (Super Turbo) (226504141), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 02:35:57 ET - 2011/03/18
Seat 1: viktory5 (405)
Seat 4: MSUDuster (430)
Seat 5: DonDugo_007 (1,130)
Seat 8: ClBball15 (735)
viktory5 posts the small blind of 25
MSUDuster posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MSUDuster [Qd Qh]
DonDugo_007 folds
ClBball15 folds
viktory5 raises to 405, and is all in
MSUDuster calls 355
viktory5 shows [Ks Qc]
MSUDuster shows [Qd Qh]
*** FLOP *** [8h Jc 8d]
*** TURN *** [8h Jc 8d] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [8h Jc 8d 8s] [Kc]
viktory5 shows a full house, Eights full of Kings
MSUDuster shows a full house, Eights full of Queens
viktory5 wins the pot (810) with a full house, Eights full of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 810 | Rake 0
Board: [8h Jc 8d 8s Kc]
Seat 1: viktory5 (small blind) showed [Ks Qc] and won (810) with a full house, Eights full of Kings
Seat 4: MSUDuster (big blind) showed [Qd Qh] and lost with a full house, Eights full of Queens
Seat 5: DonDugo_007 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: ClBball15 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #29122625669: Step 2 (Super Turbo) (226509566), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 03:38:05 ET - 2011/03/18
Seat 2: austria1888 (1,020)
Seat 4: ze iran (235)
Seat 5: MSUDuster (195)
Seat 7: big nuts nudge (615)
Seat 9: sonien (635)
big nuts nudge posts the small blind of 20
sonien posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MSUDuster [Ts Kc]
austria1888 raises to 120
ze iran folds
MSUDuster raises to 195, and is all in
big nuts nudge folds
sonien folds
austria1888 calls 75
MSUDuster shows [Ts Kc]
austria1888 shows [As 6s]
*** FLOP *** [3s Th 2d]
*** TURN *** [3s Th 2d] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [3s Th 2d 5c] [Ac]
MSUDuster shows a pair of Tens
austria1888 shows a pair of Aces
austria1888 wins the pot (450) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 450 | Rake 0
Board: [3s Th 2d 5c Ac]
Seat 2: austria1888 showed [As 6s] and won (450) with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: ze iran didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: MSUDuster (button) showed [Ts Kc] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 7: big nuts nudge (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: sonien (big blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #29122683507: $150 Freeroll (226299017), Table 887 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 03:43:43 ET - 2011/03/18
Seat 1: 00LEO00 (1,500)
Seat 2: binxbinx (1,500)
Seat 3: MSUDuster (1,485)
Seat 4: guamnut1970 (1,500)
Seat 5: starlitedeb (1,500)
Seat 6: houseofcardz (1,500)
Seat 7: cheechoo565 (1,500)
Seat 8: PIRAT636 (1,485)
Seat 9: moriz6 (1,500)
binxbinx posts the small blind of 15
MSUDuster posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MSUDuster [Ah Jh Qs 4s]
guamnut1970 folds
starlitedeb has 8 seconds left to act
starlitedeb folds
houseofcardz calls 30
cheechoo565 calls 30
PIRAT636 calls 30
moriz6 calls 30
00LEO00 folds
binxbinx calls 15
MSUDuster raises to 210
houseofcardz calls 180
cheechoo565 has 15 seconds left to act
cheechoo565 calls 180
PIRAT636 calls 180
moriz6 calls 180
binxbinx calls 180
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6s Jc]
binxbinx checks
MSUDuster bets 1,260
houseofcardz has 15 seconds left to act
houseofcardz folds
cheechoo565 has 15 seconds left to act
cheechoo565 folds
PIRAT636 raises to 1,275, and is all in
moriz6 folds
binxbinx folds
MSUDuster calls 15, and is all in
PIRAT636 shows [5s 6d 5d 8h]
MSUDuster shows [Ah Jh Qs 4s]
*** TURN *** [Qh 6s Jc] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 6s Jc 6c] [3d]
PIRAT636 shows three of a kind, Sixes
MSUDuster shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
PIRAT636 wins the pot (3,810) with three of a kind, Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,810 | Rake 0
Board: [Qh 6s Jc 6c 3d]
Seat 1: 00LEO00 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: binxbinx (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: MSUDuster (big blind) showed [Ah Jh Qs 4s] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 4: guamnut1970 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: starlitedeb didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: houseofcardz folded on the Flop
Seat 7: cheechoo565 folded on the Flop
Seat 8: PIRAT636 showed [5s 6d 5d 8h] and won (3,810) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 9: moriz6 folded on the Flop